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'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

"I'm still trying to find my niche."

"You're doing it again, using anthropology to avoid discussing our relationship"

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Dinosaur bones assembled incorrectly

Radiologist's Selfie

'What kind of calcium supplements did she take, Grandma?'

'What's life all about....Lots of bones!'

"He suffers from bone loss. He can't remember where he buries them."

Dog makes a bank deposit.

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Dr. Biggs, the brush you're using on that T-Rex bone looks a lot like my missing toothbrush.'

Pembrooke drops chicken bones into archaeological dig.

"I got you the same thing."

'Any bones you find are mine.'

Dinosaur in the vet's waiting room.

'Larry, as one dog to another, let's forget this anthropology stuff awhile and have a little fun.'

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

'I want a heavy padlock and two dead bolts on the door.'

Man with x-ray burnt onto his back.

'It appears to be some sort of bone.'

'Good morning, breakfast.'

'And here's something for the dog.'

Mammoth bone and the dogs.

'Yeah? Well, maybe I am a bum! But mark my words: one day my skull is going to be worth millions!!'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

'Ask the judge if we can put more than two inmates serving life plus 99 years into one cell!'

Taxi Dermy

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

Dog at Wishing Well.

'The bone is a great reward if you can put up with all the knick-knacking and paddy whacking.'