Comedic Bone Collector T-Shirts

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Surf Casting

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Happy.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Dog in casino.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Diving Cat.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Punkins

Santa called but you were out!

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Brick Salesman

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Prepper Dog

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Dog Love.

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

Museum of Bones

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'That's Milly for you...she buries her bones the minute she gets them.'