Comedic Bone Collector Gifts

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Surf Casting

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Happy.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Diving Cat.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Punkins

Santa called but you were out!

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Brick Salesman

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"It makes you look old."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Dog Love.

Prepper Dog

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Museum of Bones

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'