Rubber Bone Collector Gifts

'We are not going back for any rubber bone.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Happy.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Dog in casino.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Punkins

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Brick Salesman

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"It makes you look old."

Prepper Dog

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Museum of Bones

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Dog Love.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'