Rubber Band Collector Gifts

Things you'll DEFINITELY have by your late twenties

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Jazz is Invented

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Six jazz instruments.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Utility Chic.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'Big advantage!!'

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."