Ring Collector Gifts

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'You wanna finish with me, Dwayne? You mean you want your rings back?...'

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

"Wait, what?! You're engaged?!"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Teenagers!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Cat Tie

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Thank you bubbles

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'It's an antique!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.