Rubber Band Collector Prints

Things you'll DEFINITELY have by your late twenties

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Jazz is Invented

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Six jazz instruments.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Utility Chic.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

'Big advantage!!'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."