Elastic Band Collector Gifts

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Utility Chic.

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Big advantage!!'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'