Elastic Band Collector Mugs

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Jazz is Invented

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Six jazz instruments.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Utility Chic.

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Big advantage!!'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

"Do you know how to play down the road?"