Ear Collector Mugs

"I see you still have the president's ear."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Music & Gym'

'Try his land line.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Gramaphone Man.

Islington Angels.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

Baroque Bach Mountain

Swiss-army rock...