Ear Collector T-Shirts

"I see you still have the president's ear."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"What are you doing?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Try his land line.'

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

So close... Yet so far.

Gramaphone Man.

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

Islington Angels.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"...Nothing but rocks!"

Swiss-army rock...

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'