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'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

Bling Crosby.

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

Swiss-army rock...

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists