Big Ear Collector Mugs

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"What are you doing?"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

Bling Crosby.

"...Nothing but rocks!"

It

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Swiss-army rock...

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'