Horn Collector Mugs

"Really? A wine cup? Hat ornaments? You find a way to reattach mine, or I'm going to using your ears as castanets."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Jazz is Invented

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

Six jazz instruments.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Check out this new store."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

Queen.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

Queen Anne

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."