Bullhorn Collector Mugs

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Euro Struggling with Weights

Bling Crosby.

Bee hives to let.

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"Who knew we even had a month?"

Squirrel Time Share Tree

'They're called 'cockleburrs,' not 'velcro seeds.''

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"I got my hair straightened..."

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Concerto for Two Horns

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

Witch's Brew

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

80's Teen

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

"No, no, no! That's not for spells! I bought a hot tub."

'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'

Charles has opted for the Harrison Birtwhistle ring-tone.

The shepherds were prepared.