Bullhorn Collector T-Shirts

You need to calm down, Snookums. I can't. I cannot take the perversion of economic theory. It is not socialism to collect taxes to pay for services like roads and schools, or police and fire and military, that are essential for economic development and social equity. Fair taxes are the lifeblood of a vibrant, thriving society! Give Momma the bullhorn. A bullhorn in every pot!

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

Euro Struggling with Weights

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

Bling Crosby.

Bee hives to let.

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"Who knew we even had a month?"

"I got my hair straightened..."

Concerto for Two Horns

Squirrel Time Share Tree

'They're called 'cockleburrs,' not 'velcro seeds.''

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

"No, O'Toole. Our use of the rainbow has nothing to do with our sexual orientation."

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

Triple espresso. Uncle Mort, I don't think you should. Now, please. I can barely hear you. Coffee. Here ya go. Marjorie Taylor Greene's a feckless chameleon who promotes civil war. Zzz. Spring practices have begun for the midterm election. Rusty partisans rants, recover, hope to repeat.

Witch's Brew

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

"No, no, no! That's not for spells! I bought a hot tub."

80's Teen

'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'

Charles has opted for the Harrison Birtwhistle ring-tone.