Cauldron Collectors T-Shirts

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Witches of Instagram

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"And now from downtown!"

My Cauldron Rules

Candlelight

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'