Cauldron Collectors T-Shirts

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Punt Cake

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Witches of Instagram

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'..and one for the pot.'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

My Cauldron Rules

Candlelight

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"And now from downtown!"