Cauldron Connoisseur T-Shirts

"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

'Hepzibah, I'm getting out There's just no money in being a witch.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

MasterWitch

Happy Halloween

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Witches of Instagram

Witches at a cauldron.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'..and one for the pot.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Candle Moment

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

Crayo-Blah

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

My Cauldron Rules

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."