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"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Hurry up in there! -- I don't have all day, you know!'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

My Cauldron Rules

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.