Cauldron Connoisseurs T-Shirts

'Aaah. It doesn't work. Let's put it out in the drug market.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

'Can I lick the spoon, Mom?!'

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

"Just one eye of newt. I'm on a diet!"