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"Just one eye of Newt. I'm on a diet!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witches of Instagram

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'..and one for the pot.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

My Cauldron Rules

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"And now from downtown!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"