Cauldron Cultist T-Shirts

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witches of Instagram

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Spell Check

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'..and one for the pot.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"And now from downtown!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

My Cauldron Rules

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'