Cauldron Cultist Gifts

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witches of Instagram

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Spell Check

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"And now from downtown!"

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

My Cauldron Rules

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.