Cauldron Conjurer Gifts

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'..and one for the pot.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'You went to culinary school? This is not exactly a culinary thing we're doing here.'

"This batch of Witch's Brew is vegan. The eye of newt and toe of frog are plant-based."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witches of Instagram

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Guitars in Heaven

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Spell Check

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"And now from downtown!"

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

"It's a recipe for self-care."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...