Cauldron Crafter Gifts

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Spell Check

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"And now from downtown!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

My Cauldron Rules

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'