Cauldron Culinary Artist Gifts

'Needs salt!'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Spell Check

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

My Cauldron Rules

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"It's a recipe for self-care."

'Can I lick the spoon, Mom?!'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."