Cauldron Cooks Gifts

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Rocking Witches.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Witches of Instagram

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witches at a cauldron.

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Spell Check

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

My Cauldron Rules

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"And now from downtown!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

"It's a recipe for self-care."