Cauldron Stewer Gifts

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witches of Instagram

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

My Cauldron Rules

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."