Cauldron Stirrer Gifts

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever, stirs the brew for an house, takes a smoke break, goes on her phone, we stir the brew, do some chanting, the sun comes up, whatever, we're still stirring, Marissa's on her phone again, and I'm, like, 'Seriously, Marissa?'"

Will I ever remember to read the recipe before I throw out the package?

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

".....Ear of dog, leg of toad, eye of ca...... Bloody hell, here comes Rolf Harris!"

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'

"I'm wondering if we are sufficiently addressing potion hygiene."

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witches of Instagram

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Spell Check

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'