Cauldron Stirrers Gifts

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Are your hands clean?"

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'..and one for the pot.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

My Cauldron Rules

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."