Cauldron Stirrers Mugs

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Are your hands clean?"

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

My Cauldron Rules

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."