Cauldron Chefs Mugs

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Spell Check

'..and one for the pot.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

My Cauldron Rules

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"And now from downtown!"

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."