Cauldron Concoctors Mugs

For Witches of a Certain Age

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

My Cauldron Rules

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"And now from downtown!"

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."