Cauldron Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm so proud to be part of a profession that has never discriminated against women.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Our cauldron developed a rust hole."

My Cauldron Rules

"When we're not casting spells, we cast metals."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"Just one eye of newt. I'm on a diet!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Glory be, but isn't it great to be in the doom and gloom business this year?'

'I don't think much of these recipes!'

"It never looks as good as the picture in the recipe book."

Witches of Instagram

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'