Cauldron Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm so proud to be part of a profession that has never discriminated against women.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Do you know how unsanitary double-dipping is?"

"Our cauldron developed a rust hole."

My Cauldron Rules

"When we're not casting spells, we cast metals."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"Just one eye of newt. I'm on a diet!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Glory be, but isn't it great to be in the doom and gloom business this year?'

'I don't think much of these recipes!'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

"It never looks as good as the picture in the recipe book."

Witches of Instagram

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'