Cauldron Curators Gifts

"Just one eye of Newt. I'm on a diet!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witches of Instagram

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'..and one for the pot.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"And now from downtown!"

My Cauldron Rules

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'