Cauldron Curious Gifts

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Spell Check

'..and one for the pot.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"I feel more quaint than wicked."