Cauldron Philosopher Gifts

'Oh, it's not a spell -- it's a new economic theory.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witches of Instagram

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Spell Check

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'..and one for the pot.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"And now from downtown!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

My Cauldron Rules

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.