Cauldron Chemist Gifts

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Witches at a cauldron.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Spell Check

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'..and one for the pot.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"And now from downtown!"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"It's a recipe for self-care."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.