Cauldron Chemist Pillows

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

Witches at a cauldron.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Spell Check

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'..and one for the pot.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"And now from downtown!"

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'Can I lick the spoon, Mom?!'