Cauldron Curious T-Shirts

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Spell Check

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.