Cauldron Culinarians Gifts

"The BBC went for the 'three thin hags' cookery programme idea."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Spell Check

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"And now from downtown!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.