Cauldron Cooks Pillows

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Rocking Witches.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Witches of Instagram

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Spell Check

'..and one for the pot.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"And now from downtown!"

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'