Cauldron Cook Pillows

'Do you like it with or without beans?'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Does the 5 Second Rule apply to eye of newt?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witches of Instagram

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Spell Check

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'..and one for the pot.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

My Cauldron Rules

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'