Cauldron Culinary Artist T-Shirts

'Needs salt!'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

Witches at a cauldron.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Spell Check

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'..and one for the pot.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

My Cauldron Rules

"It's a recipe for self-care."

'Can I lick the spoon, Mom?!'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'