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'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witches at a cauldron.

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Spell Check

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'..and one for the pot.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"And now from downtown!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"It's a recipe for self-care."