Collecting Cauldrons T-Shirts

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Rocking Witches.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'..and one for the pot.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

My Cauldron Rules

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

A drum covered in candles

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."