Collecting Cauldrons Gifts

We get it. You're going stir-crazy – We're all going stir-crazy.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Rocking Witches.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

Modern Witch Shoppe

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'..and one for the pot.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

My Cauldron Rules

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

A drum covered in candles

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.