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'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

"No, no, no! That's not for spells! I bought a hot tub."

'I love cooking with kids...they go with everything.'

Witch's Brew

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Punt Cake

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Rocking Witches.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Witches of Instagram

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Spell Check

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'..and one for the pot.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"And now from downtown!"

My Cauldron Rules