Cauldron Collector T-Shirts

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

"No, no, no! That's not for spells! I bought a hot tub."

'I love cooking with kids...they go with everything.'

Witch's Brew

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Punt Cake

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Rocking Witches.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Witches of Instagram

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Spell Check

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'..and one for the pot.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'