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'The five candles represent his mental age.'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

There comes a point when having a candle for every year of your life is a bad idea.

"Hoarder."

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it!

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Candlelight

Candlelight carol

Old man celebrates his birthday.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

Punt Cake

"I'm making a candlewick spread, so how do I get the wicks out?"

2022 Holiday Scents

'I'm going out tonight!'

'It's not the amount of wax I'm producing that bothers me, it's the wicks.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Put some puff into it Smithers! And don't forget my birthday wish this year!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Candle Portraits.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

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"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Bottletrees.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

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