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'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Matador.

Alpine Pipe

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Bull with gun

"This time, she went too far."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

'Finder's, keepers.'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Concerto for Two Horns

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Grow up Dudley!